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Ode to Chuck
1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.2. Chuck Norris can lick his elbow.
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right fists.
11. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
12. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
13. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t pushing himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
14. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
15. When Chuck Norris jumps into the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
16. When Chuck Norris steps on a nail, the nail needs a tetanus shot.
17. Chuck Norris isn't scared of the dark; the dark is scared of Chuck Norris.
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